Zombie carwash

Posted by Cory Casciato On June - 1 - 2009

goodzombieThis weekend I got word from Matt Rouse, one of my remote zombie correspondents, of a zombie carwash in Ogden, Utah. Here’s the story in brief, in Rouse’s own words: “I had just grabbed my camera to take some product shots and thought I was dreaming when I saw a crowd of zombies holding up a sign saying ‘Zombie Carwash – $5.’  They were doing a fundraiser for Juvenile Diabetes here locally.”

I have to say, $5 is a great price for a car wash, although it’s hard to know how good a job a zombie would do. Seems like they might smear a lot of blood and viscera around in the process of getting dirt off. Let’s hope these undead raised enough money to make it worth their while, but remember: in the event of an actual zombie apocalypse, do not stop at a zombie car wash. It’s just an excuse for them to smash your windows to get at the tasty meat inside — i.e. you.

After the break, three more pictures. All photos credit and copyright Matt Rouse.


5 Responses to “Zombie carwash”

  1. Scott Roeben says:

    Love this!

    I think pretty much any endeavor could be improved with zombies.

    Don’t just offer wedding photography. Offer zombie wedding photography.

    Paint houses? Make your crew be zombies.

    Every day should be zombie day at the DMV.

    Ministers and priests should always, always, dress as zombies. Church attendance would skyrocket. (Some religions even claim to offer the body of Christ to those in attendance, right?)

    Zombie bake sales.

    Zombie PTA meetings.

    Our lives would just be so much richer.

    Thanks for the findage.

  2. DawninDenver says:

    Thanks for sharing this is great! Utah must be hipper than I thought!

  3. p says:

    “The chair recognizes the living dead entity from Illinois.”

    Wait, they could do that now!

  4. v says:

    holy shit. how many people got infected?!!

  5. Jed says:

    Those clever zombies! It’d be cooler if they covered your car in blood.

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