Google Poem: “I am the Walking Apocalypse”

Posted by Cory Casciato On October - 5 - 2009


What is an apocalypse in the night of the living dead?

Zombies may be real.

Where will you be when the zombie apocalypse comes?

2012 Nazi zombie apocalypse,

doublebear zombie.

Are you ready for a zombie attack, Uncle Sam?

I am the walking apocalypse.

That slice of genius is an original poem on the nature of zombie apocalypse, courtesy of Google and you, the visitors of this site. What I’ve done is culled the most intriguing, poetic and weirdest search terms used to find this site in the month of September. I’ve added nothing but a bit of punctuation and a few capital letters. I also selected and organized the snippets, of course. Each line is a separate search term. The image is essentially unrelated, just something I found online a while ago. It seemed to fit. Enjoy!

One Response to “Google Poem: “I am the Walking Apocalypse””

  1. […] Here’s a cool idea. The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has compiled the Google searches that brought users to its site into a “Google poem” its calling “I am the Walking Apocalypse”. […]

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