Photo by Maccio Capatonda
When should I expect the zombie apocalypse?
Halliburton can profit from zombies.
Russia says it has zombies.
Obama punches zombie,
had a dream that my wife was a zombie,
Can’t find Plants vs. Zombies T-shirts!
Zombies in the news,
Mexican zombie wrestlers from outer space!
I believe that a zombie apocalypse is beginning.
Zombies are becoming reality via H1N1 shots. Be prepared. These are the end days.
That slice of genius is an original poem on the imminent zombie apocalypse, courtesy of Google and you, the visitors of this site. What I’ve done is culled the most intriguing, poetic and weirdest search terms used to find this site in the last thirty days. I’ve added nothing but a bit of punctuation and a few capital letters. I also selected and organized the snippets, of course. Each line is a separate search term. The image is essentially unrelated, but given the whimsical nature of the poem, I felt a zombie kitty was appropriate. Besides, when else am I going to get a chance to use a zombie kitty picture?