Being a parent is hard and being a parent who loves zombies can be even harder. Why? Because you pimp your kid out in something awesome like today’s incredible Fashion Zombie find and all of the sudden the neighbors are calling social services.
Look, people — it’s not like we’re really going to feed the kid to zombies. And besides, zombies can’t even read, so the humor and/or enticement would be totally lost on them. Anyway, if you don’t give a fuck what the neighbors say (or grandma, who will probably have a kitten when she sees her little grandkid decked out in a way that suggests he’s the first offering on a zombie buffet) you should totally buy this Zombie Snack bib for your baby from Think Geek. It’s only $8 and you’ll be setting your little one on the path to obsessive zombie fandom in style. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and start convincing my wife to let me put this on our kids when we ahev them. Supposing we’re still a couple years away from said kids being born, I may have just enough time…
Iâ€™m attempting to assemble an all zombie-themed wardrobe. Fashion Zombie is my weekly post detailing the coolest zombie-themed clothes and accessories I can find. Check back every Monday for another look at the hottest zombie apparel.