The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

Fashion Zombie is back! And it brought a sweet shirt, naturally. This is yet another one of those “only available for a limited time” places offering cool t-shirts, and their first Fashion Zombie entry features a nice mix of the living dead and typography. As you can see, they’ve spelled out “zombie” using, well, zombies. This is one of the less-gruesome, more-cutesy zombie shirts, suitable for draping yourself in at children’s parties, company picnics, or while trying to pick up the cute girl/guy in horn-rimmed glasses at the coffee shop. But act fast! It’s only available for about 10 more hours, for the entirely reasonable cost of $11.

I’m attempting to assemble an all zombie-themed wardrobe. Fashion Zombie is my weekly post detailing the coolest zombie-themed clothes and accessories I can find. Check back every Monday for another look at the hottest zombie apparel.

Today”s Fashion Zombie post is a very special guest entry from Theresa Mercado, a woman I met through our shared love of all things undead and gruesome. She’s a fan of the groovy zombie shoes (and some other stuff from the same manufacturer) you see above, so I asked her to whip up a Fashion Zombie post for me on them, since my knowledge of women’s shoes is fairly limited. Enjoy!

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At long last, The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is available in T-shirt form! Thanks to the excellent Alert/Sigilantes Design, you can now show your love for the website in convenient shirt form! This is a very limited edition — less than twenty of these suckers exist, basically two in the common sizes, small through Xl, in both male and female. And I am offering them up to you, the readers of the site, for $20, shipped ($15 for the shirt, $5 to ship). For more details, a look at the back and some photos of the actual shirt, venture below…

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You probably won’t look as incredibly hot as the model wearing this week’s Fashion Zombie pick when you wear it (unless you do, in which case send pictures and we’ll run them!), but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a damn awesome shirt. It’s called Moon Ghoul and it’s by artist Dave Cook, designed especially for Zombie!

In case you’ve forgotten (or haven’t read the site that long), the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has a long history with Zombie!, an art/rock project by Eric Weiss. We helped him publicize his plight when Rob Zombie’s dick lawyers were after him to change his name (Rob Zombie personally intervened and called his over-enthusiastic lawyer army off) and one of the other Zombie! designs was featured in My Favorite Zombie Things, a feature photo post I did a while ago that was something of  precursor to Fashion Zombie. Now, it’s time to feature another one of his designs (which is also a personal favorite of mine).

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Let’s face it, when it comes to zombies, many of us have wondered how the other half lives. Sure, it’s noble to ask your buddy to put one in your head so you don’t come back, but deep down we all kinda hope he’ll miss and we’ll get a chance to wander around all dead-eyed and hungry. And that makes today’s shirt a must-have for any zombie fan who’s honest with themselves about this unspoken desire.

Also, you can get it cheap, thanks to Crazy Dog T-shirt’s discount offer to you, the good people who read this site!

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Being a parent is hard and being a parent who loves zombies can be even harder. Why? Because you pimp your kid out in something awesome like today’s incredible Fashion Zombie find and all of the sudden the neighbors are calling social services.

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For the most part, Fashion Zombie has looked at garments that cover your torso. There are many reasons for this — your torso is the largest part of your body, for example! Also, it’s where you keep your guts, and zombies love guts. However, they also love brains, so it’s high time we did a hat. Thus, today we look to Booster Pants’ Zombie Nation collection for this fine dome cover!

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Nothing says “zombie” like something that’s back from the dead, even if the thing that’s back from the dead is an ages-old (in Internet terms) meme such as “All your base are belong to us.” Remember that one? (If not, use Google to edumacate yourself already!) And here it is, back from the dead and freshly zombified in the form of a “All your brains are belong to us” zombie shirt.

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This week’s Fashion Zombie pick has a simple, clear message: Kill, or be food. When the inevitable zombie apocalypse comes, that’s rule number one! And the design leans toward the relatively subtle side — well, there’s no gore or viscera on the shirt, anyway. Just a little crest over your heart with crossed chainsaws under the word Dezombifier and that simple, inspirational message (plus the company’s initials, TTOFS).

The back features your nutritional info, which is a useful shopping guide for any zombies on the prowl. You can see images of the back, as well as a shirt picture that shows the design in contest, below. Or you can head directly to the Try This on for Size website and buy the Dezombifier shirt for $15. Whatever makes you happy.

I’m attempting to assemble an all zombie-themed wardrobe. Fashion Zombie is my weekly post detailing the coolest zombie-themed clothes and accessories I can find. Check back every Monday for another look at the hottest zombie apparel.

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This week we take a look at a pro-labor zombie sentiment, in the form of this fine poster T-shirt (that is, a poster-style design on a T-shirt) advertising for the Zombie miners union local 432. Hey, zombie labor needs to collectively bargain, just like everyone else does. Plus, you can pair this with your “Join us for a better death” shirt for a week of good ol’ fashioned socialist zombie sentiment.

This shirt (designed by Mark Bloom, if the name on the poster is to be believed) is another Etsy find, from the mind and store of Etsy user Zed’s Zombie Ranch. You can own it for $20 + $3 shipping in the US. A little steep, perhaps, but it’s a DIY/indie thing, so it’s not like you’re being ripped off by some soulless megacorp. And presumably, it’s all made with unionized zombie labor, so there’s that.

I’m attempting to assemble an all zombie-themed wardrobe. Fashion Zombie is my weekly post detailing the coolest zombie-themed clothes and accessories I can find. Check back every Monday for another look at the hottest zombie apparel.